Scotty B’s All Ugly NBA Team

If you were ever watching an NBA game and thought that one of the players was hideous, this team is for you.

PG – Sam Cassell (Played from 1993-2008 for Rockets, Suns, Mavericks, Nets, Bucks, Timberwolves, Clippers and Celtics)

Any resemblance?

SG – Delonte West (Was drafted in 2004 by Celtics, has played for Sonics, Cavaliers and currently playing with the Mavericks)

Only a face Lebron's mom could love.

SF – Ronald “Popeye” Jones (Played from 1993-2004 for Mavericks, Raptors, Celtics, Nuggets, Wizards and Warriors)

Gets good hang time with those ears.

PF – Tyrone Hill (Played from 1990-2003 for Warriors, Cavaliers, Bucks, 76ers and Heat)

They called him Skeletor, enough said.

C – Gheorghe Muresan (Played from 1993-2000 for the Wizards and Nets)

Billy Crystal had to look at the mug everyday, poor guy.


C – Joakim Noah (Drafted by the Bulls in 2007 and still currently playing for them)

Was taunted by UCLA cheerleaders during the NCAA tourney for being the ugliest guy they had ever cheered against.

C – Chris Kaman (Drafted by Clippers in 2003, currently playing for the Hornets)

Rebounding is so easy a caveman can do it.

PF – Shelden Williams (Drafted by the Hawks in 2006, currently playing for the Nets)

What does Candace Parker see in him?

SF – Michael Ruffin (Played from 1999-2009 for Bulls, 76ers, Jazz, Wizards, Bucks and Blazers)

Not much to say, other than very goofy looking.

SG – DeMar DeRozan (Drafted by Toronto in 2009 and still currently on the team)

Thank goodness he is in Canada.

Head Coach – Eddie Jordan (Coached from 1997-2010 for Kings, Wizards and 76ers)

Adult with braces is kinda weird.